Pickled Panda's

Add me on Snapchat! Username: ojellyfishxo

(via hatin)

(via rad-life-1995)

No matter how much the truth hurts, it’s always better than being lied to

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

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wattpadfic:

when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell

(via atomic-theater)

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

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orjustberealwithme:

Babe

(via y-so0-sryus)

thelittlemartianghost:

“The truth is, there’s not enough miracles to go around kid” - Shane Koyczan

(via flowers-grow-out-of-my-brain)

RUNNIN THRU THE 6 ALL ALONE

(via atomic-theater)

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

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city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

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california-luxe:

disappear-into-the-waves:

lascivuus:

nesgadol:

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

same

Mom is everything

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